It was a dark and stormy night and all my fears were coming true. I'm locked in a cage all alone.  I am so hungry and there is no food in sight. Shadows keep passing all the windows and I hear all kinds of noises from outside the cage. Just kidding, it's actually ten-thirty in the morning, the cage is a house with free access to the backyard, but I am alone and there isn't any food in sight and the mailman just passed by the front porch making noise, that passed by the front porch sound.